BIG RED CUSTOM ROCKS

GARDEN STONES

NEW DESIGN! HERE LIES THE LAST S.O.B. THAT MESSED WITH MY TOOLS Weight:  40 - 50 lbs. Height:  8 inches Width:  14 - 16 inches Thickness:  3-1/2 inches Item Number: GAR-52 PRICE:  $45.95           NEW DESIGN! PATIO TIME Weight:  40 - 50 lbs. Height:  8 inches Width:  14 - 16 inches Thickness:  3-1/2 inches Item Number: GAR-51 PRICE:  $45.95           I FOUGHT THE WEEDS AND THE WEEDS WON Weight:  40 - 50 lbs. Height:  8 inches Width:  15 - 18 inches Thickness:  3-1/2 inches Item Number: GAR-32 PRICE:  $45.95           A GOOD FRIEND WILL BAIL YOU OUT OF JAIL... BUT A TRUE FRIEND WILL BE SITTING NEXT TO YOU SAYING "DAMN... THAT WAS FUN" Weight:  40 - 50 lbs. Height:  8 inches Width:  14 - 18 inches Thickness:  3-1/2 inches Item Number: GAR-40 PRICE:  $45.95           LIFE IS FRAGILE - HANDLE WITH PRAYER Weight:  40 - 50 lbs. Height:  8 inches Width:  15 - 18 inches Thickness:  3-1/2 inches Item Number: GAR-38 PRICE:  $45.95           A CRANKY OLD FISHERMAN AND HIS BEST CATCH LIVES HERE Weight:  40 - 50 lbs. Height:  8 inches Width:  12 - 14 inches Thickness:  3-1/2 inches Item Number: FISH-5 PRICE:  $45.95           HERE LIES ALL BROKEN HEARTED THE LAST BOY WHO TOOK OUT MY DAUGHTER Weight:  40 - 50 lbs. Height:  8 inches Width:  15 - 18 inches Thickness:  3-1/2 inches Item Number: GAR-30 PRICE:  $45.95           PET ROCK  Weight:  5 - 10 lbs. Height:  4 - 5 inches Width:  5 - 7 inches Thickness:  3-1/2 inches Item Number: PET-1 PRICE:  $18.00
FREE WEEDS
	Weight:  5 - 10 lbs. Height:  4 - 5 inches Width:  5 - 7 inches Thickness:  3-1/2 inches Item Number: GAR-14 PRICE:  $18.00

SMART ROCK IF THIS ROCK IS: WET... IT'S RAINING MOVING... EARTHQUAKE WHITE... IT'S SNOWING NOT HERE... IT'S STOLEN
	Weight:  40 - 50 lbs. Height:  8 inches Width:  14 - 20 inches Thickness:  3-1/2 inches Item Number: SMART-1 PRICE:  $45.95

WEATHER ROCK IF ROCK IS: DRY... SUNNY WET... RAIN COVERED... SNOW
	Weight:  40 - 50 lbs. Height:  8 inches Width:  14 - 20 inches Thickness:  3-1/2 inches Item Number: GAR-10 PRICE:  $45.95

HERE LIES STIFF & HARD THE LAST DOG THAT S*** IN MY YARD
	Weight:  40 - 50 lbs. Height:  8 inches Width:  14 - 20 inches Thickness:  3-1/2 inches Item Number: GAR-24 PRICE:  $45.95

GIT -R- DONE
	Weight:  5 - 10 lbs. Height:  4 - 5 inches Width:  5 - 7 inches Thickness:  3-1/2 inches Item Number: GIT-1 PRICE:  $18.00

WHATEVER
	Weight:  5 - 10 lbs. Height:  4 - 5 inches Width:  5 - 7 inches Thickness:  3-1/2 inches Item Number: WHA-1 PRICE:  $18.00

LIGHTHOUSE
	Weight:  5 - 10 lbs. Height:  4 - 5 inches Width:  5 - 7 inches Thickness:  3-1/2 inches Item Number: LIG-1 PRICE:  $18.00

GROW DAMMIT
	Weight:  5 - 10 lbs. Height:  4 - 5 inches Width:  5 - 7 inches Thickness:  3-1/2 inches Item Number: GROW-1 PRICE:  $18.00

GROW OR ELSE
	Weight:  5 - 10 lbs. Height:  4 - 5 inches Width:  5 - 7 inches Thickness:  3-1/2 inches Item Number: GAR-15 PRICE:  $18.00

WEEDERS WELCOME
	Weight:  5 - 10 lbs. Height:  4 - 5 inches Width:  5 - 7 inches Thickness:  3-1/2 inches Item Number: GAR-16 PRICE:  $18.00

LET IT BE
	Weight:  5 - 10 lbs. Height:  4 - 5 inches Width:  5 - 7 inches Thickness:  3-1/2 inches Item Number: LET-1 PRICE:  $18.00

WOMEN ROCK
	Weight:  30 - 40 lbs. Height:  8 inches Width:  10 - 12 inches Thickness:  3-1/2 inches Item Number: GAR-31-WOM PRICE:  $45.95

MY WIFE ROCKS
	Weight:  30 - 40 lbs. Height:  8 inches Width:  10 - 12 inches Thickness:  3-1/2 inches Item Number: GAR-31-WIFE PRICE:  $45.95

FROGS EAT WHAT'S BUGGING THEM
	Weight:  40 - 50 lbs. Height:  8 inches Width:  14 - 20 inches Thickness:  3-1/2 inches Item Number: GAR-2 PRICE:  $45.95

GOD PUT ME HERE TO ACCOMPLISH CERTAIN THINGS RIGHT NOW I'M SO FAR BEHIND I'LL NEVER DIE
	Weight:  40 - 50 lbs. Height:  8 inches Width:  14 - 20 inches Thickness:  3-1/2 inches Item Number: GAR-3 PRICE:  $45.95

YOU'RE NEVER GOING TO GET IT ALL DONE SO DON'T TRY
	Weight:  40 - 50 lbs. Height:  8 inches Width:  15 - 18 inches Thickness:  3-1/2 inches Item Number: GAR-DONE PRICE:  $45.95

I'M THE BOSS WHEN MY WIFE'S NOT HOME
	Weight:  40 - 50 lbs. Height:  8 inches Width:  14 - 20 inches Thickness:  3-1/2 inches Item Number: GAR-7 PRICE:  $45.95

THERE'S ONLY ONE SIN I WILL NOT PARDON HERE LIES THE BUM WHO DAMAGED MY GARDEN
	Weight:  40 - 50 lbs. Height:  8 inches Width:  14 - 20 inches Thickness:  3-1/2 inches Item Number: GAR-1 PRICE:  $45.95